Why did the chicken cross the road? (Malaysian version)

DISCLAIMER: This post is purely meant for entertainment purposes only.

Lingam
It looks like a chicken, it sounds like a chicken but I'm not saying it's a chicken
Correct, correct, correct!

Son-in-Law
to be the first chicken Prime Minister before age 40

Syed Hamid
we are tabling a new Bill to stop the chicken from crossing the road....No, this is not politically motivated

Arif Shah
to study PhD in Edision University lah...

Ahmad Ismail
because its ancestors are immigrants and squatters

Rosmah
I was not there when the chicken crossed the road

Najib
I have never met the chicken....huh, what photo?...oh all right, it crossed the road to my house to request for scholarship

PI Bala (before disappearing)
My previous SD was made under duress....I hereby declare that did not see or hear the chicken cross the road

Muhyiddin
I invited it back into UMNO

DSAI
to cross over to Pakatan come September 16

Saiful
I swear the chicken just put its ***** into my *** without my consent!!!

Che Det
chicken mudah lupa. Saya juga mudah lupa

Patrick Teoh
niamah!!!

Pak Lah
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Enough of bickering!!!

Malaysiakini reported today (Jul 2, 2008 5.17pm)
Syed Hamid: Anwar a US 'snitch'

The finger pointing is getting out of hand. Why don't anybody just throw out some hard evidence so that the rakyat knows who's lying and who's not? The KLCI just plunged to 1,153 points, the lowest in the last 12 months (if I'm not mistaken).

As much as I believe that Dato' Seri Anwar Ibrahim is being framed for sodomy this time round, I won't rule out the possibility (however remote) that DSAI himself orchestrated the whole drama. As much as I hope that there is a change of governance in Malaysia, I wouldn't want to see the issue being dragged too long. Whether or not a political leader sodomised a young man can't be more important than the issues of price inflation, non-independent judiciary & police force, economic hardships, etc. right?

And one lesson to learn from "V for Vendetta" is...we should not elevate any politician to the status of supreme leader. I'm just worried that in the thirst for change & good leadership, we may risk putting too much importance & ultimately, too much political influence into the hands of Dato' Seri Anwar Ibrahim.

It's 1998 all over again?

HELP!!! SOS!!! They are using the same dirty tactic against Dato Seri Anwar Ibrahim again.

Malaysiakini reports that the police will be arresting DSAI for sodomy...based on a police report lodged by the alleged victim - DSAI's aide.
Police only 'interviewed' those named in RPK's statutory declaration.
A police officer only gets disciplinary action for raping a 17-year old girl IN THE POLICE STATION...

DSAI, please release immediately the proof that IGP Musa Hassan and AG Abdul Gani Patail fabricated the evidence against you in 1998.

RPK, please show us immediately the proof that the military report mentioned in your SD indeed exists.

Quote from V for Vendetta: "The people afraid of the government? The government should be afraid of the people".

Indeed, Umno is very very afraid of the prevalence of truth, the power of the rakyat and of Dato' Seri Anwar Ibrahim....